This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.
Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.
If you actually have the temerity to request a home cooked meal (even if you’ve cooked for her before) don’t be surprised if she turns into an angry shouting demon as a result. ” Another thing to know about dating Dutch women is that Dutch antelopes can be somewhat confusing.
If you’re dating one, you’ll get used to agreeing with her the whole time just to keep the peace.
Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin.